Wednesday, 2 March 2016

DON'T ANNIE... DON'T!



Around the garden here I'm so used to pinching and plucking chillies.  Thanks to the birds around the island, I do the same too when I come across volunteer chillie plants sprouting in the wild.  

One morning, as I stepped out of my apartment and was on my way to the lift lobby, I caught sight of my neighbour's chillie plant which was covered with red chillies.  

Not that I needed more chillies but out of habit, I walked near the plant and was about to pull out those riped chillies when something in me said "Don't Annie... don't!"

Habits never die. 

People say gardening is a hobby for the retirees and elderlies.  Is it? 





Thursday, 18 February 2016

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?


Seriously.  Is something wrong with me?

#1
I get so excited at the mere thought of going to a market or supermarket and just a walk around the fresh produce section is happiness to me. 

#2
If I am at the supermarket, I find myself heading towards the fresh produce section automatically even if I have a list of toiletries on my shopping list.

#3
When family or friends go abroad and asked if there's anything I like them to bring back, they get a little shock when I said "nothing really but I do love some seeds."  No particular seeds just simply seeds that I could sow and grow even if I know they will never reach maturity or even fruit in my lifetime. 

#4
I've taken to experimenting with prickling vegetables and fruits, preserving eggs, making my own juices and things that keep me in the kitchen.







I'm no Domestic Goddess and will never be that's for sure but something about eating stuff that come from your garden and kitchen is pure comfort.



Friday, 29 January 2016

GARDEN RULES & NIGHTMARES


When will I ever learn??

I just love sowing seeds without labelling them.  It's a mixture of 75% laziness + 25% surprises that I live for.

"Oh, I know what seeds I sowed" but when you sowed many many seeds and many many variety of seeds, they become incognito.  So I live for the surprises.  However if the seeds you sow belongs to say the same family but different variety of citrus ie. mandarins, lemons or limes the suspense can kill especially if it cannot be identified from an early stage.

Last week as I was walking the grounds, I noticed this plant that is about the length of a ruler.  I squatted next to it, fondled the leaves and murmured lovingly "oh how much you've grown Sweetheart."  I knew it was a citrus but was unsure if it was a lime, lemon, orange or even a grapefruit. 

That same evening the silly gardener had to mow the lawn and in his haste he chopped off that same plant I was admiring just hours ago leaving behind a stump of about an inch.  When I saw it I was a bag of emotions mostly on the verge of crying and screaming. 

I marched up to confront him as he was putting away the mower but he calmly said "it will grow again."  Off course it has not. 

The worse nightmare is I can't figure out what seed I had sown.   What have I missed?




Sunday, 3 January 2016

FIRST HARVEST OF THE YEAR!


What can be sweeter than these to kick-start the New Year!

They're not exactly my favourite but seeing each one bud from flower to fruit is amazing.  They started off a little pale yellow turning a nice shade of purple and finally a little orange to this final crimson colour.







They're really this glossy.  How not to love them when they're as sweet as they look? 



Friday, 25 December 2015

THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT...


I can't ask for a better gift this Christmas than this!




To me you are perfect!



If you have followed my journey trying to grow tomatoes you know of my struggles.  Ironically I am so obsessed with them and never gave up hope that one day I'll be able to pick some from the vines.  So seeing these three crimson juicy tomatoes ready for the picking is so surreal and I feel like I'm over the moon! 

My wish for the coming year will be to successfully grow more tomato plants and be able to harvest baskets of them. 

Merry Christmas everyone!   
 

Wednesday, 18 November 2015

WHERE ART THOU... BERRIES??



So I have a strawberry plant that sat on my lap bundled in disguise together with a bunch of roses during that two hours flight home.  It has been nine months since I came back from that flower market that saw me running berserk (no rage, no violent... just deliriously happy!) from garden to garden around that fifty acres of land where you can find every conceivable plants you can think off!  Add that to the strawberry plant / runner which presumably must be around two to three months old where I paid less than a dollar for it, I actually have on hand a toddler berry plant.

I'm just very bad with names.  I've came across how some creative people christened their free range chickens, pet snail (Hello Norman #WaveHands @seinemutti if you're reading this), kittens or even plants with such nice, cute and appropriate names. Alas I could only come up with Straw or Berry or Strawberry.

I wanted a name very badly for toddler berry but calling her Strawberry was just too predictable and quite a mouthful considering she's quite dainty.  Straw? That's not funny.  It reminded me of hot days when I can't wait to push a straw into my ice frizz drink.  The other straw would be just as bad.  Imagine a stalk of dry grain!  That's not a good omen since it's practically hot here 365 days and no I don't want my air-flown-hand-carried plant to suffer the fate of dried straws.

I love berries but Berry? So so not cool.  Someone named Barry might just pop his head round the corner if I started cooing "Berry... berry..." 

Hence this nameless toddler berry plant uprooted from the hill slopes of that cool region ended up in my mini garden.  On some days, she looks really well and I know it'll be soon before she becomes productive but on days she doesn't look so well, I could only sigh and turn to google for answer.  Today is one such day.

My search led me to this:  http://strawberryplants.org/2010/08/strawberry-plants-producing-runners-but-no-strawberries/
Thanks for the tips guys!

So here's the answers as to why my strawberry plant does not produce strawberries YET (take note of the Yet for I'm hoping she will produce SOON, fingers crossed!).


10 Reasons Strawberry Plants Don’t Produce Strawberries

1. Strawberry plants are too young

June-bearing strawberry plants will often produce few or no strawberries in the first year they are planted.  This is, in fact good for the long-term health of your plants and strawberry bed.  The energy that goes into a strawberry is not insignificant for a young strawberry plant.  Since strawberries are perennials that will produce a crop year after year, the best use of developmental energy is in establishing a strong, healthy root system and flower buds within the crown.  The better root system will exponentially increase the nutrient uptake for the second year.  And, those roots will be needed as the flower buds will turn into flowers that will turn into strawberries in year two.  This is why it is important to pinch off strawberry flowers in year one as described on the Growing Strawberries page.  Doing this in year one allows development of more buds and better roots.  This makes the plant healthy.  The healthy plant will then set a much larger harvest than it otherwise would without them.


What young?  Toddler-Berry is 9 months + another 2 - 3 months = 11 - 12 months.  A quick footed toddler would already be walking!  Still no flowers in sight *sigh*
 

2. Your strawberry plants have diseases or parasites or both

There are a host of strawberry pests and pathogens that literally suck the life out of strawberries.  In fact, you can view the most common ones on the Strawberry Plant page.  If your strawberries have an infection or infestation, they may simply be too sick to produce strawberries.

No diseases, no parasites... she's all clean. 
 

3. Your strawberries are thirsty (or drowning)

Strawberries can be finicky when it comes to their water requirements.  They have relatively shallow root systems.  This causes them to absorb the vast majority of their water from the top several inches of soil.  This is also the soil that dries out most quickly when the temperatures rise.  Since strawberry plants require a significant and steady amount of water (see the Growing Strawberries page, linked above) to produce best, constant drying out of the top layers of soil can cause the plants to go into “survival mode.”  They don’t produce many or good quality strawberries in dry dirt (if they survive).  Additionally, too much watering will halt plant growth and strawberry production.  In fact, the strawberry crowns will rot, and the plants will die if they remain in standing water for too long.  It is important to plant your strawberry plants in well-drained soil to prevent standing water from submerging any part of the strawberry plant.

I think they're just nice; either drying or drowning. 
 

4. Your strawberries aren’t getting pollinated

Most of the common varieties of strawberry plants have hermaphroditic flowers, meaning they have both “male” and “female” parts.  However, the flowers typically act as either male or female, not both.  This means that pollen from one flower has to make to to another flower in order for the strawberry to form.  So, if a strawberry plant is kept indoors in a window or outdoors on a screened in porch (or anywhere else where the pollinating insects won’t be successfully drawn to your plant, you likely won’t have any strawberries.

There's no flowers to begin with. 
#Sad #SoSad #SadAnnie #AnnieIsSad #StrawberriesDeprived #DeprivedOfStrawberries #NoBees #PoorBees #HungryBees

5. Your strawberry plants are starving

Strawberry plants are amazing.  They can manage to eke out their existence in some of the harshest places on earth.  In fact, one of my own crazy strawberry runners once rooted itself in the shelf of a cheap, pressboard bookshelf.  It had nothing to eat other than wood chips and whatever glue they use to stick those things together.  To my amazement, it survived and grew well.  It actually was only a inch or so smaller than the other runner plants put out from the same mother plant.  But, when the other plants fruited, this one did nothing.  In fact, it didn’t even produce a flower.  All that to say: your strawberry plants need the right nutrients.  Without the appropriate organic components, the plant may still grow, but it won’t provide you with any strawberries.

Compost + seaweed + powdered eggshells + ground coffee... except no cavier added.  
#TellMeINeedToKnowIfYouAreStillStarving


6. Your strawberry plants are high on NPK

Giving your strawberries too much food can also hurt strawberry production.  The Nitrogen-Phosphorous-Potassium (NPK) fertilizers are generally formulated for specific growing purposes.  Using fertilizers that are of the wrong concentrations for strawberry plants, or even using way to much of an appropriate fertilizer can decrease strawberry production.  Often, the fertilizers cause excessive vegetative growth at the expense of strawberry production.  After all, why should the strawberry plant worry about propagating itself via strawberry seeds if it has so many nutrients tickling its roots that it can’t even think straight?

What high?  On food?
 

7. Your climate is wrong for strawberries

Most strawberries grown at the equator are grown at high elevations where it is cooler.  I don’t think it is possible for them to grow on Antarctica without serious human interventions.  While a few populated places on earth are completely unsuitable for any type of strawberry growth, strawberries will grow just about everywhere else.  If, however, the preferred combination of warmth and coolness is not attained, many varieties will not produce strawberries.  Most strawberry cultivars do best when the days are warm to hot (but not scorching) and the nights are cool to slightly warm.  This combination of warm days and cool nights will almost always result in the maximal strawberry production for almost any strawberry variety.  If you live somewhere where it is too hot, the plants may still grow, but the strawberries may be sparse or absent.

#HangsHeadInShameNo1
There's no spring-summer-autumn-winter here and everyday is practically a hot day.

8. Your strawberry plant variety is wrong for your climate

Strawberry breeding programs around the world are constantly trying to increase local yields by developing more suitable strawberry plants for specific regions.  This goal is often attained.  However, in creating specialized strawberry cultivars, some of the overall adaptability of these plants is bred out or lost.  When that happens, the new cultivars are sometimes successful only in specific climactic regions.  Buying a strawberry developed for Michigan strawberry growers, for example, may not grow well in southern Florida.  When the plants don’t thrive, they often don’t fruit.

#HangsHeadInShameNo2
It was so cold and breezy up there on that 50 acres plot. 

9. Your strawberry plants don’t like their home

Strawberry plants will grow well in containers.  If they are properly cared for, that is.  Container strawberries often do not have sufficient soil.  Their soil will dry out much more quickly than in-ground strawberry plants.  Their roots can get too hot.  If planted in nutrient deficient or poor strawberry-quality soil, the plants won’t be happy.  Regardless of whether a strawberry plant is planted in an inhospitable pot or inhospitable plot, the lack of a suitable home that results in any of the conditions above will diminish or eliminate berry production.  Unhappy plants don’t readily produce strawberries.

I need to have a heart-to-heart and face-to-face talk with ToddlerBerry.  "Tell me seriously.... Have you been unhappy?"  


10. You’ve been duped, lied to, or are misinformed

Occasionally, nurseries that sell strawberry plants get their facts mixed up.  If they sell a June-bearing strawberry variety to a customer wanting an everbearing variety so that they can have a decent crop toward the end of the season, the buyer will be frustrated when no strawberries come forth.  Be sure to check the characteristics of the cultivar you want to plant to make sure it is what you think it is and that it will perform well in your climate.  A great place to start is the Strawberry Varieties page.
So, if there are no strawberries on strawberry plants you have planted, or strawberry plants producing runners but no strawberries, evaluate each of the 10 reasons above and see if they apply to your situation.  If they do, remedying the problem will likely result in reaping a harvest!

No! No! No.... I was not!  It was such a good deal I pressed the note into her hand and made a hurried exit even before she could put a plastic dress over ToddlerBerry.


PS: ToddlerBerry does sounds like a berry nice name... yes?  Until she starts to flower, she will always be just ToddlerBerry.





Thursday, 29 October 2015

I AM NOT ALONE


Does the temptation to buy tomatoes amount to suffering from OCD?  

I am obsessed with collecting tomato seeds and growing them.  Until I am successful and have a decent tomato patch, I will continue to buy them.  

I can't walk into a supermarket and not go to the veggies aisles in particular where the tomatoes are placed even if I do not have t-o-m-a-t-o on my shopping list for the day.   I still must wiggle my way there just to check them out and the chance of me putting some into my trolley even though there are tomatoes at home has always been high.  

I always thought I was the only one to behave in such a manner until today.  Well so I was at the supermarket standing in front of a huge box of tomatoes.  It didn't help that the tomatoes were huge;  have grooves and just of the perfect ripeness.  On top of that, the  packer was opening boxes and boxes of them and piling them up to form a little mountain where eager hands were waiting to grab them. 

Off course out of the many hands, one belongs to me.   I never imagine that one day I would be selecting and buying tomatoes as if I was buying a designer's handbag.  

An elderly lady who was beside me looked up and sheepishly said: "I can't resist all these tomatoes.  They're so nice.  I have some tomatoes at home but I still can't resist them." 

There was a familiar ring to what she said as if she was speaking on my behalf.  

"It's alright to buy more." I told her sounding all serious and grown up as I smiled secretly to myself.